clydes da man and ur not!!
"Oh my god, I’m turning into—a vampire!”
"But how? I didn’t even bite you yet!"
in which stan’s idea of toughness consists of ripping off his sleeves
I need slEEP OR IMMA PUKE
Some creative anime fansubs
Sexuality is fluid
you are permitted a maximum of one 3.4 oz (100 ml) bottle of sexuality per passenger, all bottles must be carried inside a ziplock bag and placed in a bin for inspection prior to boarding the aircraft
imagine your icon pulling up their blanket and accidentally punching themself in the face
when your computer insists that it has urgent updates