tranxio:

"Oh my god, I’m turning into—a vampire!”

"But how? I didn’t even bite you yet!"

Premature edraculation

nhaingen:

in which stan’s idea of toughness consists of ripping off his sleeves

funnyanimeshit:

Some creative anime fansubs 

booche:

beyoncebeyoffce:

IT’S BACK

SOMEONE REUPLOADED IT

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON YOUTUBE

JESUS CHRIST THANK YOU

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thebigbadfox:

Sexuality is fluid

you are permitted a maximum of one 3.4 oz (100 ml) bottle of sexuality per passenger, all bottles must be carried inside a ziplock bag and placed in a bin for inspection prior to boarding the aircraft

imagineyouricon:

imagine your icon pulling up their blanket and accidentally punching themself in the face

elsasexual:

when your computer insists that it has urgent updates

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